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Notable SternJourns of 2024

A song about Die Hard I wrote in 48 hours

A New Very Cool Urinal I Saw

Happy Six Years of the Sternal Journal

Limp monuments and Dean Cain

All of my favorite times in New Orleans

At least MXC's on -- some most extreme comfort on the most extreme elimination night

"Mutual-scream-laughing into a dear friend’s face"

Favorite Roads Spotlight: Beach Drive

Five shows in Atlanta this week!

Big Pine Mini Recap + A Fun Lil' Clip

The Worst Bathroom Layout Ever

My new favorite bathroom Pt. 1

Just Recs!

Boring-ass productivity stuff

Bad moments from good shows and good moments from bad shows

FRINGE ONLY PICS ONLY

Live and late from Edinburgh Fringe

Step-show! A new word to save you time

Ode to Kaja or video roulette

Ray Lau! Power-obsessed, optimization expert, or just chill funny dude?

My dumb immature little Seinfeld webcomic that went viral

Mostly recs, but the sock debate is dumb

Things I am Waymo nervous and Waymo relaxed about after riding Waymo

The Annoying-Fulfilling, Long-Short Brand New To-Do List

Julian’s Patented Pretty-Sure-He-Didn’t-Steal-It-From-Somewhere-Else-But-Sorry-If-He-Did Goals Exercise

LATE STERN JOURN

Bare Minimum Monkey Monday: A sketch

My top 5 Favorite Roads

If a shirt has something on the back, it should have something on the front

Sternal Re-journal: Does God put me on a "to smite" list because I only pray when I'm scared?

Julian-based anagrams!

"That means that I am either a narcissist or its really good"

"An ever-changing mass of disembodied opportunity"

An update on muting everyone on Instagram

A "Julian Didn't Have Time for a Proper Stern Journ" Exclusive!

Why I'm a bad friend for cheering on the TikTok ban

I've settled the Los Angeles East Side-West Side Boundary Debate For Good

3 LA voting recommendations and 3 random pictures from my week

3 Great Julian Table Read Mistakes

I have muted everyone on Instagram

Who will be self-important for the self-important maker-fun-of-ers?

A conversation I had 3 times yesterday

So we're all advertisers now?

The Beekeeper is the best movie of the past 6 months

Every healthy routine eventually turns into a mental prison

Introducing Domain Scout!

Orange is my favorite color; it's the only thing I've ever known