Archive - Sternal Journal

The Age of Hotness (literally), a fun clip from a show, entertainment industry hope, and more

Iiiit's a grab bag!

Jun 30 •

In LA? PlEaSe come to my preview of my Edinburgh Fringe show

Click through to see the first 2 of 100 Julians which will be ranked by hotness alone

Jun 23 •

Galleria De Gunther Again

A SternJourn Classic in honor of Father's Day and also nation-induced existential dread (plus extras!)

Jun 16 •

On reckless optimism

And a pop culture mystery that I'm counting on Sternal Journalists to solve

Jun 9 •

It is actually possible to bullshit for 3 hours

and another podcast accepted truth that I refute

Jun 2 •

May 2025

Short SternJourn and the Shortest Escalator in the World

getting groove back, D.C. was fun

May 27 •

First D.C. show with my buddy Ray Lau sold out, come to the late show

Plus some recs!

May 12 •

April 2025

March 2025

Kesha's new song feat. T-Pain took me out of a 3 day depression

vroom vroom yeehaw boopboop

Mar 31 •

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