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I happen to think this was the best Sternal Journal of 2022
The Most Useful SternJourn Recs of 2022
Greetings from the Expiry Diary
The Wikipedia fundraising email that would actually work
I will never forgive Anthropologie
"Jane Eyre Farting in the Moors"
If a foot pics in the forest...
A room quickly filling with water
"I thought it was gonna be sixteen bars tops"
Why I'm trying out TikTok's BeReal knockoff
A Few Words On/From the Barnes & Noble at the Grove
Why is everybody talking about Standing Os all of a sudden?
Come on, face dryers are scams, right?
The Greatest Street Performance I Have Seen At Fringe
Why aren't all toilets like this toilet?
"Comedians are nefarious PERIOD."
Forgettin' it all to perfect a donut
Big wallopin' universal truths
Dribbling to Uncle Drew and Pestering to Brandi Carlile
I think we're 18 months out from an AI-generated Netflix special
Phoning in the Sternal Journal is an act of self-care
A completely fightable rule about storytelling that I am laying down regardless
"I'm a Sagittarian who's done DMT and I can't hide it anymore."
In the Moment of the Stanky “Oh No”
It's not that fun to be in a room with celebrities
I have a TikTok actively going viral
Pictures of Postcards of Paintings
Floored by a paragraph about a tree
The Smile on Cantankerous Jackson
The Refreshing, Kinda Wacky, Egalitarian Sex Positivity of Jack Harlow
I was on a plane that had to land twice
The greatest two typos of all time?
Revisiting the East LA Courthouse Waiting Room Wall of Fame