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This Stupendous Weirdo Has Watched Happiest Season Every Day in December
The Sternal Journal Gift Guide!
America isn't that big; I literally just checked.
Took some pictures in an alley for you
Most writing is bad which is okay buuuut
8 New Howdy-fied Empty Questions
Run-on sentences about worrying, rejection, and greatness
The Thrilling Conclusion of Hot Dog On a Train
The greatest name of all time for real I'm serious.
You will suck at phone banking. It's still worthwhile.
Tinder in a box, that's a dry ass forest
Who doesn't love discussion questions?!
I made this for you. How nice of me.
A lady puking a fish, recommended by RBG (truly)
Selena Gomez does not owe us a good personality
A New Adventure of the HotDogOnaTrain
Me, 10, flipping shits at Michael Eisner
If I knew NBA players could hug during COVID
On mourning the tiny ass moments too
"make even Sam Elliott piss his pants"
A wild-ass word-nerdy thing about penitentiaries
Wherein I continue to lie to you
The best paragraph I read this week
All the things this Julian Stern can think about
Feet in a kiddie pool, Brian Eno in my ears
Volunteer opps, new word for doodying. Typical Julian.
I took a little field trip + George's Podcast
A matching donation to BLM plus a mini-book club
Prosecute Killer Cops Defund the LAPD
The One Where Julian Learns About When Mustaches Happen
Still counts! + 3 words I've invented in quarantine
Appreciate your moms, teachers, and journalists this week!
SterJour Notable Moment of Sport #1: Jesse Owens!
Reading Deprivation and Chainmail Debts
Y'all like time travel? What about book clubs?
But what does quarantine mean?!
A surprise guest joins the journal and we mourn a great one
'-ashyourhandsthinkofotherswashyourhandsthi-
Travelogue Month Continues(!) With A Thing From August
Turns out you all love reading my nonsense during work hours
Wherein I make fun of a dumb Peloton ad.
I just learned that "hippo" means "horse" and it's-
Listen to Kesha, Vote Yes on R, Zapruder > Bad Boys
A Musical Sternal Exclusive and a Happy Anniversary!
[Disclaimer: language!] How old do you think motherfucker is? I'll tell you, motherfucker.
How (and why) I got way too (LEGALLY) high to enjoy Greta Gerwig's Little Women
Journalin' and Sternalin' into the new decade! A stand-up vid, a show, and some other recs!