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12 Snippets of SternJourn for you to nibble on
Ruining a piano bar and a little harmless sass
Some articles about homelessness that are bopping around my head right now
Grandpa [REDACTED] and the state of comedy
Ozymandias (Taylor's Version) (Olivia's Version)
I said way too much on a podcast
The Importance of Being Earnest and Blurty
I used Chat-GPT to do my taxes
What I Think About When I Think About the Men Thinking About the Roman Empire Thing
Julian's 10 Tips For Trying New Things
Who Knew Jake Tapper is a Cartoonist??
Bashing our who-we-were with our who-we-wish-we-were
Writing about fear of flying while flying
Julian Sternal Keeps Journaling
Julian Sternal Keeps Journaling
A Violent Act of Desperation Returns!
There is strength ... in being a goober
Sternal Travelogues: Athens! (Part 2)
Sternal Travelogues: Athens! (Part 1)
Happy Heebie-Jeebie Centennial!
The best Instagram Scammers I've ever seen
Concerned bystanders and heavy hills
Egads! And other exclamation point meanings
"Uh-huh." The greatest two syllables in Succession
Invisible Hands: an AI-generated show
Crosswalk: The Musical: The Ending: The Essay
The best thing I read this week was
I need u to remember no cheese doin it better
Wine Breath: A classic Julie Short Story Fragment
What's with all these late 20th century corporate biopics?
GPT-4 and I are best buds gettin' absolutely lit in one of our parents' basements.
GPT-4 did not write this SternJourn
In Defense of the Sunset Strip
A stranger on the internet was very nice
Hot take: murderers are boring
One really stupid lyric I wrote
Shoo-bee-doo-bees and Seat Belt Signs
Nobody Deserves Mark Curry's Scraps!
Nobody is really 34 except me and George Santos