Sitemap - 2021 - Sternal Journal
It's about to be a WHAT? An ELF FIIIIIGHT
POV: You're my most supportive friend
Birthdays are once a year. Birthday *times*? Twice a day!
Julian's Big New Rule for Dunking on the Internet
Scooter Braun Does Not Have a Playwriting Degree From Emory University and I Do
"Your features are intensifying:" Dancing-Plus-Rapping with Ben Kassoy
Happy seeing-people-in-silly-and-elaborate-costumes-do-mundane-things Day!
Sternal Cenny 3: BROKEN PROMISES
The Sternal Centennial Best of the Rest!
The Sternal Centennial Mega Playlist
The Sexiest Building on the Atlanta Skyline
"I Feel Like He's Every True Comic's Soul"
Who The Hell Does Ben Platt Think He Is?
Let They Who Is Without Procrastination Dunk The First Ye
"I can make my bed every morning and still listen to Boston ska punk."
Julian’s Unifying Theory of Endings He Thought of After Watching 1917
A D.C. show, a winner to a contest nobody knew was happening
Tell me how to be better for my birthday
Whim-whams and Spam-Jams and lemon-lams
What I learned drawing some goofy-ass Ezra Klein fan art
"I'm confused. Aren't you a comedian?"
There's a raffle! You love raffles!
"It's embarrassing to try to become famous on the internet."
It's not what you said in your hit-record adlib; it's how you said it.
What We The Best About: Khaled Lost at Sea
"I Can Pretty Much Tell You That This Won't Fly."
What We The Best About When We The Best About DJ Khaled
"Insecurity is a venomous narcissism"
Throwing spaghetti at the wall but also each other
My "My Octopus Teacher" Teacher
On Not Letting Ideas Float Through or Around You
Send me your--now hear me out--bowel pictures
An L.A. Tragedy Success + An L.A. Tragedy Failure + another story
Grey-area vaccine justification is an act of cowardice and should be announced with the appropriate shame
Creepy Crawlers, Wonder, and Optimism
Introducing: L.A. Tragedy Clothes
It's still fun to have fun while not having fun
The Reply All Thing is Such a Bummer
It's so terrifying to be asked how you're doing
Welcome again to my failure resume!
Old People! Come Ruin TikTok, Please!