[Disclaimer: language!] How old do you think motherfucker is? I'll tell you, motherfucker.
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[Disclaimer: language!] How old do you think motherfucker is? I'll tell you, motherfucker.
[Disclaimer: language!] How old do you think…
[Disclaimer: language!] How old do you think motherfucker is? I'll tell you, motherfucker.
*Sports music!* BUM-BUM-BUM-BUUUM-BUUUM-BUUUM-BA-DA-DAM! *Announcer voice* Welcome back, Sternal Journalists, to another game of the Sternal Journal! [Disclaimer: there will be some foul language and no sports in this issue] If you're just joining us, the Sternal Journal is a weekly column where I, Julian Stern, share things that wow and perplex me. Catch up on past wowplexers